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So last night I was driving by a bank with my wife in the car and I came up with my best ever “Get Rich Quick Scheme”. Buy an ATM! BTW, you can by them on Ebay. Anyway, this would hook me up with a limitless line of cash, which I think is a very good thing. My wife works for a large national bank, and one of her jobs is to take care of the ATM. So she of course chimed in and said there was a problem with my plan. You know I love her to death, but sometimes she can just be too practical. She said it wasn’t a good plan because you can only take out $300 a day with most cards. I told her that was easy, I would just buy a lot of cards.

So ATM’s go for between $1500 and $2500 bucks on ebay. These are mostly the kind that are stand-alone, not mounted into the wall. I really would prefer the wall mounted kind.

Well I have finally decided to start a diet, and I kicked it off at dinner tonight. I was eating a pan pizza at Taco Bell (I refuse to call it Pizza Hut because it doesn’t have the red and white checked table cloth) when I started thinking “this meal really isn’t all that healthy, I really should eat better and loose a few pounds”. Then I took a drink of my Mountain Dew, not the new Diet Mountain Dew with its great new “tuned up taste”, the fully loaded kind. As the sugar and caffeine surged through my blood stream and into my brain it hit me…..press the “Diet” button on the lid. So I did, and felt a lot better about my meal and I think my pants are fitting a little better now.