My “Get Rich Quick Scheme”

So last night I was driving by a bank with my wife in the car and I came up with my best ever “Get Rich Quick Scheme”. Buy an ATM! BTW, you can by them on Ebay. Anyway, this would hook me up with a limitless line of cash, which I think is a very good thing. My wife works for a large national bank, and one of her jobs is to take care of the ATM. So she of course chimed in and said there was a problem with my plan. You know I love her to death, but sometimes she can just be too practical. She said it wasn’t a good plan because you can only take out $300 a day with most cards. I told her that was easy, I would just buy a lot of cards.

So ATM’s go for between $1500 and $2500 bucks on ebay. These are mostly the kind that are stand-alone, not mounted into the wall. I really would prefer the wall mounted kind.

One Response to “My “Get Rich Quick Scheme””

  1. ronzilla Says:

    that wife of yours needs to learn how to see the bigger picture.

    …and leave it to a woman to know how much you can get out of an ATM in a day.

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