I Started A Diet Tonight
Well I have finally decided to start a diet, and I kicked it off at dinner tonight. I was eating a pan pizza at Taco Bell (I refuse to call it Pizza Hut because it doesn’t have the red and white checked table cloth) when I started thinking “this meal really isn’t all that healthy, I really should eat better and loose a few pounds”. Then I took a drink of my Mountain Dew, not the new Diet Mountain Dew with its great new “tuned up taste”, the fully loaded kind. As the sugar and caffeine surged through my blood stream and into my brain it hit me…..press the “Diet” button on the lid. So I did, and felt a lot better about my meal and I think my pants are fitting a little better now.